That knowing glance

Posted by Blokeman on November 14, 2007 under General Bloke Stuff | Be the First to Comment

You know the one I am talking about, the one where your eyes meet across the bar, a wry smile is shared and that wordless unverbalised instantaneous knowing flickers through your mind.

Well that’s not the one I am talking about and unless you are a chick, I have news for you champ….you may just be gay, thats right gay, you should go look into that.

The one I am talking about is the knowing glance between real men, the citizens of Movember men. It can happen anywhere, walking through the train station you see the bristles on another mans top lip, only because Mo’s have their own tractor beam that draws yours eyes to them, because looking at another man’s face pretty much throws you in with the with the feather dusters mentioned above, but anyways, I digress.

So you are walking through the train station, bus station whatever, you notice a furry upper lip, the owner of said furry upper lip, sees your own manly lip slug, your eyes meet and you instantly both share that look of “I feel your Movember pain”, I call this the Movember Phenomenon.

All in all having a Mo should be left to the 70’s and 80’s because honestly no matter how blokey you are, mo’s just suck. What’s even worse is that even the Village people and Freddie Mercury had Mo’s!