How did you get there?

Posted by Blokeman on February 4, 2008 under General Bloke Stuff | Be the First to Comment

My girlfriend and I had some people over to our house the other weekend, there were quite a few there, in fact in total there were probably 15, now all things being said and done, I will admit there was some consumption of alcohol, exactly how much i am unwilling to say, because I don’t remember which should give you a clue.

Now all these people over lead me at the end of the event to think one thing?

Just how did someone manage to get splatters of shit, just below the toilet seat on the inside, above where the water comes out through the flushing mechanism.

The only way that I can possibly think that this would occur is that the person sat forward, kind of on all fours in a weird doggy style position, with the specific intention of spray painting the back of my seat. Either that or they hovered somewhere several feet above the bowl and let fly a shade of brown that I can only describe as curdled chocolate.

Now said event was a party that my girlfriend had planned and arranged for her friends, this meaning, quite simply, that the silent war of “It was your party, that’s your shit to clean up” ensued, until miraculously I returned yesterday to find a newly and freshly white bowl.

Seriously, can anyone suggest how this shit smear could have got there?