They’re Invading

Posted by Blokeman on August 5, 2008 under General Bloke Stuff | Be the First to Comment

I thought my move to semi-rural coastal town Hervey Bay would hopefully finally see an end to the torment thrust upon me by those evil little buggers, that so haunted my life.

Well now it appears there is no escape and the cat is in on the gig too. It seems they are now in this together. I mean we all already know that cats are evil and you can see her watching me from on top the cupboards slowly calculating my demise, and today I now have proof. As I sat at my desk working away, I heard a slight squeel from my fiance, I left the tranquil surrounds of my work asking what was wrong. To be told, that the cat has brought a “Cricket to play with”.

“A Cricket” I scoffed, follewed quickly by “pfft”.

On my way through I picked up the dust pan and broom, expecting to ferry my harmless chirpee little friend to the long grass out of reach of Velvet the evil genius cat. As I neared and bent to look I was confronted with the photo below.

Again doing my best school girl impression I screamed and hid behind my fiance, who took the photo for me as I ran for cover behind locked doors in my office safe from the little bastard. They are sending in their big troops now, this one was about the size of my iphone, and had a newer more evil glint in it’s eyes!