Really I think the biggest failing in your entire reply was when you said you were in a swim team I mean enough said really.

The proof in the damage speedos are doing to you is you inability to identify literary devices and generalisations for effect, it’s sad really and sadder still that your risk of infertility and testicular cancer are far greater than mine, though at least it proves darwin correct.

I may honour your post with a proper reply when Ivan be bothered getting my computer out, but I would finally say that you are offended by my “comments”? I will say a few things on that. People will forever read what the want into anything and therefore you should perhaps look within for blame. I will also say that you are offended made me smile because I don’t really give a shit and have the right to say whatever I feel. Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing and you have the option of not Reading this blog. Not only that your accusations are false.

Any way you look at it you have happily proved my point and gone the extra step of showing what happens to those who wear speedos.

1. If you swim seriously (not just olympics douche bag but at any level) then speedoes offer way better aerodynamicy. Personally I did some thing with my swim squad where we did 10 laps in speedoes 1 week and the next week the same 10 laps in board shorts. Guess what, speedoes one by about 30%)

2. You’re just proud of what uve got. If you dont like the image of a nice healthy bulge then you obviously dont have anything big enough to make a bulge.

3. When diving or swimming in rough surf it can be EXTREMELY embarrasing if, on entering the water or getting hit by a particularly large wave, your board shorts come right off. With speedoes there is a much lower chance of this happening.

4. When at the ebach if ur going for prolonged times and you end up getting a tan you dont want to get one that stops at around your knees.

Oh and BTW no one actually wears speedoes outside of the beach unless its at a pool.

I WIN YYYAAAYYY!!!

PS I find your arguments extremely offensive against fellow gay members of society. I dont like how ur putting in a few subtle yet obvious anti gay remarks.

Either that or you are some form of Olympic swimmer. Call me crazy but I prefer not to have my fleshy lower brain crammed up against me as hard as possible, and display my ample bulge to the world, not only because of discretion but also because I don’t want a horde of horny women urging to clutch at me, I have enough of that as it is.

In all honesty though, it isnt a matter of not looking at grape smugglers it is the idea that anyone could think that walking around, particularly in non-beach areas with what essentially comes down to shiny underpants is just laughable. Being a surfer, and growing up on the beach. Board shorts have always been the better option and even in my days of lifesaving and nippers, never did I choose to don a pair of speedos in competition, I was heroically athletic enough to beat most people even with my “cumbersome” board shorts.

Speedos are for men who either think far too much of themselves, or far not enough

there is nothing wrong and everything right with guys wearing speedos (as opposed to looking like a surfer with board shorts so long and cumbersome)

if they are not for you look away. Maybe people wearing speedos dont want to look at you !!!

so very true ……

Did you know blokes can catch LBS ( Lady Boy Syndrome) from there CSS suffering girlfriends….which is equally disturbing for us girls.