Manscaping: Exloring a new frontier

Posted by Blokeman on May 14, 2008 under General Bloke Stuff | 2 Comments to Read

There comes a time in every mans life when he starts to think about manscaping, whether that be to improve the overall appearance, or to make it look bigger, for hygiene or simply because they like their short and curlies, more short than curly and enjoy nothing more than a freshly shewn scrotum.

Well that time has come in Blokeman’s life, usually a man who prefers his own “areas” to be natural simply because, I couldn’t be arsed getting out the scissors, razor etc and going Joh bailey style on my nads, not to mention a fear of sharp implements in close proximiy to my most important appendages.

Recently my partner rang me to inform me she had gone to get a Brazilian, after first clarifying that she hadn’t shacked up with a new bloke called Fernando, it got me to thinking, whether I should have a little trim up and neaten up the old fellas, or whether she enjoyed getting a face full of steel wool. At least I imagine she does, who cares if she doesn’t, right guys?

I must admit, after initial consideration I first thought the idea somewhat appealing, but as I delved into it more, I started to wonder, whether the last 3 weeks without my Mrs has started to make my brain go soft. I mean really, I am a bloke after all and my main concern should not be whether she likes or dislikes my pubic afro in her face whilst orally pleasuring me. My main concern should be whether she is blocking the view to the television and whether i am going to need another beer before the job is done.
Not to mention, I know just how itchy my neck and face can get when I let my roguish stubble grow into a what can only be described as a hobo forest, I already spend a good part of my day re-arranging my ankle dangler and can only imagine the agony of the itch down there.

And then after all, who gives a fuck what it looks like and how big it is, at the end of the day, I don’t spend very long looking at it, measuring it or to be honest using it!. Drink, Shag, Roll over and go to sleep.

That said, I am interested in how many people out there are manscapers, why you manscape or do not manscape, and from the female readers, whether you can convince me to manscape.