The days and Weeks go by

Posted by Blokeman on January 31, 2008 under General Bloke Stuff | Be the First to Comment

You know sometimes the days and weeks go by, and I just do not have a thought to put down for you all, then other times an hour will go by where I have 4 posts just sitting in my head.

Maybe it is because I have been so busy of late and life has just been wearily ordinary of late, that I just can not muster enough words to form even a comic sentence let alone paragraph upon paragraph.

All I have for you are some pet peeves of mine that I feel I must share in the hope the crowd that the unwashed masses of the city commuters may just clue in and think about the people around them.

- People randomly changing direction in crowds: I think you all know what I mean, look we are in a crowd, we all want to get somewhere can you choose not to change direction and make me trip over you, can’t you just filter to the side like everyone else.

- On the same topic, those people that just stop in the middle of the crowd, what the fuck is wrong with you, what makes you think that this is a good fucking idea, are you that mentally deficient that you think you are a ghost that people can walk through?

- At the lights, people who start at one side of the group crossing even though they know they need to get to the other side of the group once across, think about it people think about it hard for fuck sake.

- My number one pet peeve for crowds are slow ambling walkers, pick up the fucking pace man, pick it up, I hate nothing more than tripping under your feet and having to slow my own pace to a minimal walk. I am nearly 6ft and walk fast, I have a destination and i plan on getting there today, trying to slow my stride is not an easy thing, your feet I am sure can be picked up off the ground and moved, if not as fast as mine at least at a speed in general the same as the crowd. Further more when you do this in a flock, you run the risk of being killed by the people around you. If you are a slow walker and walk with other slow walkers then, pick up your act, walk in single file and don’t block the entire fucking path…….

I need to go have a chill out now!