I don’t work Sundee’s or Me day off
Posted by Blokeman on November 26, 2007 under General Bloke Stuff | 
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After some server issues we have managed to get the slurpee finder back online and working for you.
In even far more exciting news, I managed to find………3 new locations for slurpee’s in previously slurpee free service stations!!!!!
Posted by Blokeman on November 22, 2007 under General Bloke Stuff | Be the First to Comment
I am going to go out on a limb here and assume I am not alone in my hatred for public transport. Personally I have to catch the train to and from work Monday to Friday, this journey is essentially a 20 – 30 minute game of sardines, only instead of Olive oil or Brine, you are instead jammed in shoulder to shoulder within a tin can full of rank, stale and disease filled air, and instead of dead sardines to be crammed in with, I am instead stuck with rude, inconsiderate, selfish, disgusting and ignorant people.
Would it be too much to ask for people to consider a little bit of personal space, not to charge in pushing people out of the way to get on the train, and not shove your ass in my face if I am sitting down. It is due to these rank disease filled carriages and the poor hygiene of so many that I am once again suffering from a viral cold or flu.
Now I am a fairly clean and hygienic guy, I shower every day, I brush my teeth, I cough into my elbow rather than my hand and most importantly of all. I wash my hands thoroughly after using the bathroom. That’s right kids, this is a favourite gripe of mine and one that many of my inner circle of friends would have heard me gripe about often.
So here we go again. Please guys, wash your hands your hands after using the bathroom and for that matter before eating. The reasoning is pretty simple, whilst you don’t pee on your hands (and before I go further, urine is actually sterile when fresh so this isn’t that case) as a man you will do one of the following.
1 – Touch your penis
2 – Flush the chain
3 – Touch the door or door handle
Here in lies the problem. If you do any of the above not only are you spreading your own germs to others you are actually putting other peoples germs all over yourself, specifically your penis. Do you really want other peoples dick germs on your own dick?.
When those little back splashes of urine hit your member, then stay there without being fully washed or flicked off, they will attract bacteria, which will then start to multiple, spread and cause disease and increase the spread of say, the flu virus.
So next time you think, its ok to whip out your chopper, have a slash, shake, shove it back in your pants. Before you go to walk out that door, turn the tap on, put some soap on your hands, rub together for 20 – 30 seconds, rinse, dry and then proceed with your day. Otherwise do every other clean person on this planet a favour and stay the fuck inside your home.
Don’t forget the soap part, just splashing water about does nothing but make your hands wet.
Posted by Blokeman on November 21, 2007 under General Bloke Stuff | Read the First Comment
Some of you may have read my misadventures in finding a Slurpee recently. Well on the back of this crusade, I have decided to write a quick and dirty Google maps mashup. It isn’t perfect and it likely needs some work, what is important is that all of you Slurpee loving people out there, add your local and known slurpee addresses to the map.
The finder lets you search for all the slurpee locations within your locale, you basically enter your current location, or at the very least your suburb and Country and it will search for any within a default of 10KM.
It is my dream that we fill this map with every single slurpee, icee, frozen coke or slushee vendor on this earth, so that never will a great journey need be undertaken.
You can find the map by using our navigation links or by clicking here